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Mondays and Wednesdays with Sukari

A eulogy.

Aug 16, 2021

Mondays and Wednesdays with Sukari

Aug 16, 2021

Is He Interested, or Is He Just a Progressive Bot? A Quiz

We’ve all been there: the texts that seem too good to be true, almost like they were written by an algorithm.

Nov 1, 2020

Is He Interested, or Is He Just a Progressive Bot? A Quiz

Nov 1, 2020

Just in Time for Protest Season: Goop’s New Anti-racist Body Wash

Wash that white privilege right off.

Jun 13, 2020

Just in Time for Protest Season: Goop’s New Anti-racist Body Wash

Jun 13, 2020

I didn’t expect to be single and 30 either, but please stop setting me up with fifth-century Irish…

I know saints are the type of guys I should want to date, but I can’t help it: I’m just not that into them.

Mar 17, 2020

I didn’t expect to be single and 30 either, but please stop setting me up with fifth-century Irish…

Mar 17, 2020

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Slackjaw

Did We Mention You Can Only Cancel Your MoviePass Subscription When You’re Dead?

Didn’t you read your terms of service agreement?

Jul 12, 2019

Did We Mention You Can Only Cancel Your MoviePass Subscription When You’re Dead?

Jul 12, 2019

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GEN

Sheriffs Can’t Simply Ignore New Gun Safety Laws

It puts lives at risk

Jun 13, 2019

Sheriffs Can’t Simply Ignore New Gun Safety Laws

Jun 13, 2019

Manage Your Pre-Election Anxiety with Progressive Pumpkins

Get Out the Seeds to Get Out the Vote

Oct 30, 2018

Manage Your Pre-Election Anxiety with Progressive Pumpkins

Oct 30, 2018

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The Belladonna Comedy

My New Self-Help Book Will Banish All Worry from Your Life

I Mean, I Think. I Hope So. Come See Me on Book Tour—or Don’t!

Aug 20, 2018

My New Self-Help Book Will Banish All Worry from Your Life

Aug 20, 2018

Upon Further Reflection, Maybe I Should Have Figured Out Sooner That My Neighbors Were Russian…

Yes, I am an FBI agent, but can you really blame a guy for wanting to leave work at work? Was it so wrong for me to crack open a cold one…

May 25, 2018

Upon Further Reflection, Maybe I Should Have Figured Out Sooner That My Neighbors Were Russian…

May 25, 2018

Periods, Mansplained

‘I promise you it’s totally possible to get rid of cramps through exercise.’

Apr 13, 2018

Periods, Mansplained

Apr 13, 2018

Kathleen Toohill

Kathleen Toohill

Words in @tnyshouts, @TheAtlantic, @mcsweeneys, @CatapultStory, @ElectricLit, @yelp. Defender of puns. Former sunflower seed butter apologist.

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