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Kathleen Toohill

Kathleen Toohill

Mondays and Wednesdays with Sukari

A eulogy.

11 min readAug 16, 2021

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Mondays and Wednesdays with Sukari

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Kathleen Toohill

Is He Interested, or Is He Just a Progressive Bot? A Quiz

We’ve all been there: the texts that seem too good to be true, almost like they were written by an algorithm.

4 min readNov 1, 2020

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Is He Interested, or Is He Just a Progressive Bot? A Quiz

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Kathleen Toohill

Just in Time for Protest Season: Goop’s New Anti-racist Body Wash

Wash that white privilege right off.

3 min readJun 13, 2020

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Just in Time for Protest Season: Goop’s New Anti-racist Body Wash

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Kathleen Toohill

I didn’t expect to be single and 30 either, but please stop setting me up with fifth-century Irish…

I know saints are the type of guys I should want to date, but I can’t help it: I’m just not that into them.

4 min readMar 17, 2020

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I didn’t expect to be single and 30 either, but please stop setting me up with fifth-century Irish…

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Did We Mention You Can Only Cancel Your MoviePass Subscription When You’re Dead?

Didn’t you read your terms of service agreement?

3 min readJul 12, 2019

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Did We Mention You Can Only Cancel Your MoviePass Subscription When You’re Dead?

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Sheriffs Can’t Simply Ignore New Gun Safety Laws

It puts lives at risk

5 min readJun 13, 2019

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Sheriffs Can’t Simply Ignore New Gun Safety Laws

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Kathleen Toohill

Manage Your Pre-Election Anxiety with Progressive Pumpkins

Get Out the Seeds to Get Out the Vote

3 min readOct 30, 2018

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Manage Your Pre-Election Anxiety with Progressive Pumpkins

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The Belladonna Comedy

My New Self-Help Book Will Banish All Worry from Your Life

I Mean, I Think. I Hope So. Come See Me on Book Tour—or Don’t!

4 min readAug 20, 2018

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My New Self-Help Book Will Banish All Worry from Your Life

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Kathleen Toohill

Upon Further Reflection, Maybe I Should Have Figured Out Sooner That My Neighbors Were Russian…

Yes, I am an FBI agent, but can you really blame a guy for wanting to leave work at work? Was it so wrong for me to crack open a cold one…

4 min readMay 25, 2018

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Upon Further Reflection, Maybe I Should Have Figured Out Sooner That My Neighbors Were Russian…

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Periods, Mansplained

‘I promise you it’s totally possible to get rid of cramps through exercise.’

5 min readApr 13, 2018

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Periods, Mansplained

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Kathleen Toohill

Kathleen Toohill

Words in @tnyshouts, @TheAtlantic, @mcsweeneys, @CatapultStory, @ElectricLit, @yelp. Defender of puns. Former sunflower seed butter apologist.

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