We’ve all been there: the texts that seem too good to be true, almost like they were written by an algorithm. The attention that is consistent and then almost insistent, like you are the prize and he’s dead set on winning. Questions start to arise: he seems too perfect, too interested, too focused on a single ballot initiative. When you try to take your relationship to the next level, he dodges…

We want to join with every other PWI (that would be “predominantly white institution,” for any readers new to this movement) and say that we are so, so sorry for all of the racism that Black Americans experience on a regular basis. If we have ever done anything to imply…

I know saints are the type of guys I should want to date, but I can’t help it: I’m just not that into them. Maybe it’s their “holier than thou” attitudes, or the fact that they never even offer to pay for drinks. …

Well, kind of. Didn’t you read your terms of service agreement? — Remember us? You thought you canceled us months ago, and then you saw the $9.95 charge on your monthly credit card statement, like a ghost from our favorite ghost movie, Ghost. If you want to cancel your MoviePass subscription for some unfathomable reason, it couldn’t be easier. …

It puts lives at risk — For months, the sheriff of Weld County, Colorado, has been on a media tour to talk about why he’d rather go to jail than enforce his state’s new gun safety law. …

Get Out the Seeds to Get Out the Vote — By now your various social media feeds are saturated with talk about voting plans, but if you don’t have a pumpkin plan, rest assured you are a massive disappointment to your fellow progressives. We’re here to help turn that wrong into a right (by which we mean left). Sure, phone…

I Mean, I Think. I Hope So. Come See Me on Book Tour—or Don’t! — I’m a little thrilled but mostly terrified to be going on tour to promote my new self-help book, Worry-Free Me: How I Learned to Stop Worrying, Embrace Uncertainty, and Do All of the Things That Used to Scare Me, and You Can Too! My publicist asked me to post my…

Yes, I am an FBI agent, but can you really blame a guy for wanting to leave work at work? Was it so wrong for me to crack open a cold one and shoot the breeze with my best friend, even though he sometimes swore under his breath in Russian…

‘I promise you it’s totally possible to get rid of cramps through exercise.’