1 min readSep 18, 2017
Amazing, as always! I held down the applause button for all 50 claps, which took, like…seconds. I hope you get your unicorn someday (I’m still holding out for my Hogwarts acceptance).
Written by Kathleen Toohill
Words in @tnyshouts, @TheAtlantic, @mcsweeneys, @CatapultStory, @ElectricLit, @yelp. Defender of puns. Former sunflower seed butter apologist.