1 min readJun 4, 2017
Sometimes I feel sad for myself too, but then I remember that phones are better friends than people are.
Written by Kathleen Toohill
Words in @tnyshouts, @TheAtlantic, @mcsweeneys, @CatapultStory, @ElectricLit, @yelp. Defender of puns. Former sunflower seed butter apologist.