Everything Happening in Iowa Today

1. It’s snowing

2. People are eating corn

3. People are waking up and wishing they didn’t live in Iowa

4. An MFA student is banging his/her head against his/her desk because he/she is not Hemingway

5. A resident is viewing — probably multiple residents, because it’s cold! — are viewing The Bridges of Madison County

Can’t think of anything else.