Trump’s 90s Themed Inauguration Playlist

1. U Can’t Touch This*
2. Say My Name**
3. Don’t Speak***
4. End of the Road****
5. What I Got*****
6. I Want It That Way******
7. Waterfalls*******
8. I Want You********
9. 3 am*********
10. All I Wanna Do**********

*government, because democracy is so 2016

**because I never get tired of hearing it

***unless what you’re saying has been officially sanctioned by my administration

****for civil liberties, equality, etc.

*****lots of swampy Cabinet appointees, a hot daughter, a wife who tolerates me, and a bunch of extra Trump University diplomas. Who wants one?

******over-capitalized, with an abundance of exclamation points and few words that have more than two syllables

*******are nice, but who needs them when showers are just as good?

********to get so tired of me that you all tune out and let me do whatever I want!

*********is the best time of the day for tweeting. So is 4am, 6:52am, 11am, 1:12pm, 2:25pm, 3:42pm, 4:33pm, 5:39pm, 6:24pm, 7:21pm, 8:01pm, 9:42pm, 10:55pm, 11:20pm, 12:03am, 1:24am and 2:44am.

**********is be your autocrat! Wait, did I say autocrat? I meant president.